I view it as an advantage, not a disability.

See. It's saved me from hell. If I'd to be thin and skinny and whatever the world think it's the world's best looking figure, I'd be a goddamn hell sinful.

Right God?

It was a random thought when I went to the public toilet at the hawker centre. You know the ones that you have to pay.

I dropped a ten cent on the auntie's desk. Then went into the toilet to realise it was being cleaned. When I went out, I apologized to the auntie.

That got me thinking.

Not being haolian or whatever,
I thought: "Would any other people of my age, apologize for that? They'd just use it without thinking, right?"

Right here, I must say, no offence to you thin and skinny people, just that I'm stereotyping people. Many chao ahlians are like that aren't they? And fat people who are chao ahlians, don't be happy. Hate you ingrates.

Then I thought about being fat that saved me.

Therefore to you obese friends out there, it ain't necessarily a bad thing, it could've saved you from the devil.