Thursday, September 30, 2010.
Of moths and roaches
8:38 PM

Actually I already thought out of a blog post to write while walking home. It was a letter to all flying insects.

It was fueled by my fear of cockroaches AND moths. YOU KNOW THOSE PESKY INSECTS EH. Today one hugeass one, I think the wingspan's about 20-30cm long. WTF. It's fucking scary alright?

YEAH THIS IS HOW MUCH I'M SCARED BY THEM. I HAVE TO USE THE WORD 'FUCK'.

Right after morning assembly, this moth so fucking huge flew into the school and was stuck onto the wall of the class beside mine. By SS, it was gone. Smelt pesticide before that. The cleaner probably killed it :D

Okay I seem to be... very sadistic.

Oh and the cockroaches from the day before's fogging are still surviving. And I think I can rap now.

Well, isn't it much better for you, de(cringes)ar cockroaches to stay INSIDE the chute and die there? Why would you want to come out to choke from the fog and suffer? And you know, if you die inside the chute, it's like heaven for you cos ALL the food that you ever wanted is there? Imagine that chicken wing...mmmm...so delicious. So don't ever stay outside, cos the only thing you'll ever get to eat is?

Wind. Geddit? (You need to know hokkien to know what I mean. 吃风!) And what's more, you scare innocent humans like me.

Ian even had the cheek to say that moths and roaches are gonna take over the world. I mean with moths that big and cockroaches that disgusting, as much as my religion prohibits me from commiting suicide, I think I have to do just that. Because both things are just... UGH.

Okay fine I just transformed my post into the letter to those pesky critters. Awesome.

*Thank you, dear friend, for cheering me up whenever you see that I need it. It's a simple act, but it empowers people. Way to go! You GMH!