Dear Parents/Siblings,
It was very nice of you all to bring me dinner when I'm at home. However, due to her saying "if I do not want to eat, then don't eat", and "you're not obliged to eat", and "I know you don't want to eat it", I lost my appetite. I lie on my bed, happily surfin' the internet, and I've enjoyed a peaceful afternoon ever since she left the house together with my parents. That was one of the reasons why I do not wish to go out with you all. I'm not stupid as to give up a whole afternoon-ful of peace to such a dumb cause.

Anyway, wasn't it your  wishes for me to go on a diet? Since I've lost my appetite, I wouldn't want to eat, would I? Why is that you people wanting me to eat? Mind you, I'm not at fault. You people are. I didn't do anything. She did. All I wanted was some bit of a revenge by using the bathroom first. Oh, anyway, since when you people felt sorry  for me? Now, you people force me to eat when I didn't want to. I really cannot fathom the way you're thinking. In the first place, you all wanted me to not eat. Now, you're forcing me to eat. WTH are you all thinking? Some more the fishballs have gone all hard and fishy smelling. I'LL FORCE YOU TO EAT. I'll see if you'd want to.

Yours very crossly,
Jacinta