Tuesday, September 22, 2009.
Web of confusion.
7:57 PM

I'm confused.
About what?
I don't know.

Oh, wow. 


Anyway, I have a revolutionary idea. I consider it a revolutionary idea. I don't know if I have blogged about this before, but anyway, here it is.

If a device, could take a picture from the eye's view in a matter of a blink or something, it'll be good. Cos some pictures are, I think, impossible to take a picture with your camera, no matter how good the camera is. Imagine that your grey matter can remember that image. This image, like digital images, can be printed out, used for blogging, and blah. Like digital images, it can also be deleted. Then, you have a USB port made somewhere in a incospicuous place on your head. Then, you could actually save it in a computer. So back to the eyemera, it'll be totally useful in case of emergencies. 

Suppose you are... okay, robbed. So you've got this fuckin' robber. All you need to do is to focus on that guy, look at him clearly, and BLINK. You've got a identikit picture of your robber. Give it to the police, and they'll hunt him down in no time. Hah. 

Imagine this scenario. A kingfisher is perched on a branch. It's a rare sight for you so you want to take a picture and savour the moment. So all you do is just BLINK, just before the kingfisher tries to fly away. I bet it happens all the time.

Yeah isn't it good?! I sound like a geek, but yeah. IT'S GOOOOOD! Yeah the USB port thing somewhere embedded in your skin sounds really gory, but I think it's good! Any Einsteins out there willing to ponder over my idea?

I've got another idea something like this but I forgot what it is. Actually this idea of an eyemera, body USB has been in my head for very long. Maybe someone has been thinking about it, but hey, I talked about it first. You loser.


OH OH OH. I remember it now. I remember, during the height-and-weight mass PE lesson, I remember talking about this.

Imagine a slim Jacinta. Wow. Unimaginable. (Oh I love to insult myself.) (Hey it may happen okay?) (Okay stop daydreaming Jacinta.) OKAY OKAY back to my topic. So Jacinta drinks this uber-magical medicine without any side effects. SUDDENLY, she is able to pull of chunks of oily fat off her. But no! Instead of a resulting bloody oily mess, the chunk pulled off heals back. Then she keeps pulling chunks of fat off herself. THEN SHE ACTUALLY BECOMES SLIM. OMFG! Imaginable? Yes! And then she pulls of the fattest piece of her gluteus maximus and throws it at the skinny freako nearest to her. HEH, HEH, HEH. HAHAHAHA. 

So really, any Einsteins/Edisons out there willing to ponder over and develop my ideas? We might get rich you know!


Random point 1: When Geokmooi is in a daze, it reminds me of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Random point 2: This post is long. Wow.