Just what is it about today? Something to take note:

1  This is going to be a terrible (maybe it's just me.) rant post. Cause I'm going to rant about some fucking parents.

2 YEAH PASSERBYS, IF YOU CAN'T STAND ME, IN MY BLOG, RANTING ABOUT MY PARENTS, I TELL YOU, IT'S MY OWN RIGHT, TO RANT ABOUT MY PARENTS IN MY OWN BLOG.

3 PASSERBYS, IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE PHRASE "FUCKING PARENTS", PLEASE, JUST DON'T TAG. I'D RATHER YOU SHUT UP. 

4 PASSERBYS, DON'T MAKE ME GET EVEN ANGRIER. I'LL MAKE SURE I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND WHACK YOU HARD IF YOU DO SO. Seriously.

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[real rants]

I fully know that this is a sin. I'm going against my own parents. Why? Why did I do that? Apparently, I had a party at Downtown East yesterday. It's usual for me to complain, procrastinate, when I wake up on Sunday mornings. It's also usual that after a party on the last night, I'll complain and procrastinate even more. So much more. But it's not usual if I obeyed orders, woke up at the time I usually do so, complain about two things. I only gave you the black face. I'M ALREADY TRYING TO BE NICE, NOT TO RUIN THE MOOD OF OTHERS AND MYSELF. What I've not usually done, I did it. Today. But you people, you ARSEHOLES, made me so angry today. I didn't do anything wrong. I was merely just taking the clothes off the clothes rack, when the shirt and the hanger were like stuck, I only said, "快点出来啦*！Arghhhhh." THAT'S IT. I sounded irritated. YES, SO WHAT IF I SOUNDED IRRITATED? It's just so darned usual. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that, I go out early on Sunday mornings for church. (Oh no, it's another sin.) Continuing, when I was like, wearing my shoes, and the others were waiting for me. I just took a little bit longer, cause I was rather moody, and my father just gave me THAT FACE. Now my mother is calling me on the handphone. I'M NOT GOING TO CARE ABOUT IT. I don't have the need to. AND THAT FACE made me so DULAN, so I just said, "I already very good already hor (AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I REPEATED THE ALREADYS.), don't complain ah." LIKE THAT ONLY!!! And went we got into the lift, he just went on to scold me if I regarded him as my father, and whatever. Just as the lift was going to open, he told me to take the bus to church. 

PAUSE at this part. I'm going to explain things. MY FATHER, he drives a fucking lousy lorry, with fucking lots of construction materials on it. And me, whenever my mother is around, I have to sit right at the back of the lorry. WITH ALL THE DIRTY CONSTRUCTION MATERIALS. This happens about every week or so. And it's always me. Not my sister. NOW WHO IN THE WORLD, ALWAYS GETS TO SIT BEHIND THE LORRY? ME! WHO GETS TO SIT ON THE COMFY SEATS? YOU PEOPLE! AND NOW YOU ASK ME TO TAKE THE BUS TO CHURCH? NO WAY. (And the other reason is, I have no EZ-Link card.) Oh yes, talking about the EZ-Link card. Did you even know I lost it? It doesn't mean that if I do not tell you, you all can not know about it. Yes, I keep my secrets guarded. So what? If you people are meticulous enough, you would have already known about it. I don't even have to say. (Continues) SO, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE BUS TO CHURCH? AND I'M OBEYING YOUR ORDERS? NO. I'M NOT GOING TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS. THAT'S JUST THE REASON WHY, I'M SITTING HERE, RANTING ON MY BLOG. 

Another thing I have to explain. In church, there are communities. So my mother pulled me into her community, known as the Chinese Children's Liturgy*.  I'm the IT personnel, and I have the key to the computer (which screens the prayers...etc.), she doesn't. In the community, the aunties who join are further divided into four groups, and that means that each group has impart the Bible teachings for the week once every month. And coincidentally, it's my mother's turn today. So for now, there's another person who has the other key. AND IF SHE DOESN'T COMES, the only thing I can say is, " You deserved it. It's your just deserts." YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS, AND I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT. AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH. SO YOU CALLED ME. AND I'M NOT GOING TO PICK IT UP. SEE HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE THROUGH THIS. 

And since there's no Catechism today, I decided not to listen to you people's orders to go to church. And when you people come back, ask me why I didn't go, I'm just going to say lie, " No I did go today. I just sat in a pew, just further away. The reason I didn't go for the Children's Liturgy is because I'm scared that I get scolded again. And why I didn't pick up the phone is because, I'm supposed to switch my phone to silent mode, isn't it? And I came back so early is because, I know you're not going to buy breakfast for me, are you? So I'm not going to be so thick-skinned and go and get food from you. In all, I'm just scared of you." 

YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO STAY AT HOME AND NOT LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY. SINCE YOU FORCED ME TO. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. GO TO HELL. I HATE YOU. ARSEHOLES.

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*快点出来啦！ means FASTER GET OUT, LAH! or something similar to fit the context.

*Liturgy means A prescribed form or set of forms for public religious worship.