Tuesday, July 15, 2008.
alien teacher.
3:36 PM

*TEXT ALERT: Long post ahead.*



"I'm not an ordinary human."
"To be or not to be, that's the question."
"I want the truth, nothing but the truth."
"Don't laugh at my name (surname) or my ancestors will shake your chair."
-Mr Choh, the funniest teacher ever.
Today English lesson, Mrs Rauf didn't come again. This Mr Choh came in to be the relief teacher. The class was in chaos when he came in, and it seemed to him that no one bothered to greet him. Angying then told everyone to be quiet and stand up to greet him, but this guy actually thought that she was being rude. And asked Angying to face the wall. Angying not happy lah, of course, cause her intention was to ask the class and greet the teacher actually was misunderstood as being rude.


Then he proceeded to say that he haven't seen any class behaving like that. Seriously I don't believe a word of it lor. Then he said he started teaching as a career at 17 years old and TWO months. I'm IMPRESSED that he actually remembered when he started teaching lah. So he went on to say that students in Malaysia receive corporal punishment (caning, for those who think my English is CHEEEEEM), which includes girls. He also claimed that he has beaten the whole classful of students. Who cares lah, then he compared Angying to RGS and RI people. Crazy lor. Then he asked us to "Write down the Parts of Speech in the English Language." And said that we should go back to kindergarten if we didn't know. PLEASE lah, now we learn how to construct normal sentences and not learn the technical term for it. I wanted to say be didn't dare to. OH YEAH, he got a BELLY . And the going back to kindergarten part is stupendously INSULTING.


But the funny part is, when Seow Ting asked how do we call you. Then he said that Seow Ting was wrong or whatever then Seow Ting just changed to, "How do we address you?" Then he started to say," Don't laugh at my surname." And then," I'm one of a kind." or something like that. All because his surname is CHOH, which quite not a lot of people have. Crazy lor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He is so damn CRAZY. Muahahahaha. ((:
I'm in Wanying's house posting this post. One of my longest post ever.