livened-hopeful.blogspot.com (the opposite, haha!)

remote-control.blogspot.com (random.)

toomuch-to-say.blogspot.com (I'm loud, ain't I? Hahah!)

this-is-spartaaaaaaaa.blogspot.com (HAHA.)

Ok this is all for now. And my father woke up late this morning. At about 6.30am lah. When I leave that time lor. In the end I only had 5minutes to bathe and everything. HOLY CRAP.

Wahaha! Nah, just kidding. Because there were 16 people in Ah Ma's house today. So Caden my nephew came. Damn cute lah. And uncle's treadmill actually became a makeshift bowling alley, with the kiwi shoe polish, two tubes of sweet and one bottle as pins. Couldn't find more. Then a spongeball as the ball. Then it became a golf course as Caden grew uninterested in bowling. He used the "scrubber" scratcher, something my ahma use to scratch her back as the driver. And the same old spongeball. Hahah! And they bought crabs. Which turned the whole house into a smelly place. Crap..

And yesterday's PE made me ache all over. Every part of my body is aching now. I dread the MRT tracks.

And then... I think I'm going to change my blog URL soon. As soon as I think up of my new URL, I'll post it. Or I'll post the relink page. Haha.

Khairi:

Yeah, it's something long time ago, but I just can't stand the sight of them. Especially Crystal ah. Hahahahaha. Maybe it's just me, but I don't care. That bamboo stick sucks.

Hmm.. Not so detailed, huh?

Felicia:

Nothing major happened. I suddenly got struck by the thought of them. Crystal sucks totally. Her face just irks me lah. And her pose in the 108 class photo makes me puuuuke. YES, SERIOUSLY. I don't think she's fit to be the PE Rep lah. She's like so irresponsible, and then everytime sucks up to the teacher. PLEASE LOR, if she got back-up, need to suck up to the teacher meh. Maybe it ain't that obvious, but I believe it. And Sherry. Always act lian lah. AND IS NOT LIAN AT ALL LOR!! Surprise, surprise. She's like a shorty lah. Sucker.

...And ironic DMs.

Isn't it weird? They keep asking us to pay attention during flag-raising ceremony, but do they even do that? They keep interuppting it by asking us to sing mari-kita loud and clear lah. Are they respecting it? HUH?? Crap. Holy crap.

Today's a sick day lah. With Ms Shirley Lee around I gonna mati already lah. Now I'm stuck with the pains all over my body. Drats.

Not really so. HAHAHA. This morning there was attire check+hair check especially for girls. So... I actually looked nerder than ever. 

So what's the fucking crap about cowardly bullies. Actually she's not what we call a bully, but she's a rebel. So, if Sherry Toh would be scared about getting caught by the teacher with an overgrown fringe, what should she do? By logic she should bring her own pins isn't it. Instead she actually asked me for it. You think you look nice? Wrong. So wrong. You look like a piece of shit, and you should actually learn from Koh Sin Ping, or maybe even nerder. By not handing in your homework you think you look cool? By talking back to the teacher you think you rock? It's like, so wrong lah. You're allies with that Crystal Tan, whom I longed to point the middle finger. HAHAHA. And the crap about Crystal Tan with a gang? Oh, nice story about it isn't it? I think she wove that story to let people think that she's all-powerful. If she was really one who is like FEARLESS, she would have pon-ed school everyday and eventually get expelled from school. I guess everybody would like that lah. Please, and please brush your teeth. Not only it makes you spout nonsense, it also makes you so physically dirty and messy. Yes, and I really think that she's sososososo UGLY. Like a MONSTER. HAHAHAHA. 

Oh yes, animes sucks. Kungfu Panda rocks.

Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2.Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah!

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:

Singalella why become rich?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. 

She got two sisters, but the stepmother and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite jia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai lah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say,'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sister and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave by bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh an-zhua boh kee party?'

So Singalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So Singalella brush teff and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.'

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 0'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'Eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien...

A1- Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly. Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2-Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly. Zhia lat.

E8-Don't understand story or catch no ball. Leow leoww, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9-Don't understand rating. Kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

HERE'S THE TRANSLATION if you really catch no ball.

Last time there is this girl, called Singalella. (Cinderella)

She got two sisters, but the step-mother and the sisters all damn abusive, so she is in a pitiful state.

Singallela had her own maid before she was with her stepmother, but now, she is one herself.

Everyday must cook, clean the house, every shit also must clear. (LOL, not really know how to translate this sentence.)

If her sister told her to catch cockroach, she catch.

Everyday do until headache.

CPF also don't have.

But then, her neighbour, an ah pek, had a son called Ah Ming had a party.

So he said, 'Everyone in the house should come to the party.'

Singalella was very happy because she had never went to a party before, but to her dismay, her stepmother said,'You cannot go, because you are not as beautiful as your sisters.'

Singalella had to help the sisters and stepmother dress up.

She cried everyday, and she couldn't sleep, eat and shit.

So that night she could only wave byebye and go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and asked, 'Hey, why didn't you go for the party?'

Singalella replied,'I wanted, but my stepmother said I couldn't, so no choice.'

Unexpectedly, her neighbour said,'Go for the party, I'll give you the money.'

So Singalella brushed her teeth and bathed, dressed-up and looked very different after that.

She ran quickly across the road, when she reached where the party was held it was 11pm.

At the party, Ah Ming was feeling sian-ed because all the girls were fugly.

There was even one ah pek dancing on the dance floor.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah, bad situation', Singalella came in.

Ah Meng broke into cold sweat.

'Wow, I'm so lucky, this girl looks not bad.'

Ah Ming told Singalella,'Hey beautiful, let's be friends!'

Singalella said okay but Ah Ming was touching here and there like and octopus.

Just then it was 12 midnight, and there's one ah pek died on the dance floor.

He became a ghost and told Singalella all the 4D numbers.

So after that Singalella went to bet on the numbers, and struck 1st prize, 1 million dollars.

She paid back the kaypoh neighbour and used the rest of the money to set up a business.

What kind of business, how would I know.

WOW. This must be a very long post, huh. LOL! But then nobody reads it, LOL. Haha. School's re-opening tomorrow, HOLIDAYS OVER!! I don't know whether to be happy over it or to feel bad about it. Holy crap.

And, I changed my blogskin too. 

Had been busying myself on the China Trip blog. If you all want to visit, please visit tomorrow, but here's the link. Go see if you want!! ((: 

Went basketballing yesterday, but instead was EATING away... 

Long holidays could be such a bore. Ahh. But anyway, NEXT MONDAY IS SCHOOL REOPEN DAYY! Cheers! 

Stupidly, what a short post.

Everytime you got something wrong with some tech stuff, you find me. I try with all my best to help you lah. When something really gets so wrong with it, until I couldn't fix it, YOU TURN OVER AND SCOLD ME INSTEAD. I hate you. You have no balls. 

What happened?

Today I used his camera to take some photos. After that, I tested, I put back. He wasn't satisfied. So he took it out and tested again. I swear, I only switched it to Intelligent ISO and turned the flash off. After that, I put it back to Normal mode and turned flash on. I tested it. I put back. As I said earlier, he wasn't satisfied. So he tested it. Look, after he tested it, there was a problem with the camera. The shutter, when switched on, didn't open. It was in Normal mode, not Playback. The camera instructed me to turn it off and on again. I "heeded" its advice and did whatever was told. The problem persisted until there was a time that it struck normal again. I tested, took a random photo, and then switched it off and on again. Took another random photo. Then off and on. Then the problem came back again. I tried like donkey times, until it struck normality again. I tested once. No problem. I didn't want it to happen again. So I just returned it to him. 

I SWEAR HE'S CRAZY LAH. How much battery left, he asks me. I tell him. Yesterday the fan didn't want to turn, he didn't want to repair. In the end I repaired it myself. I checked the bottom-right hand corner of my computer. IT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT, SO YESTERDAY WAS SUNDAY. He has no excuse to complain about how late it is to repair it. He feels it's okay because he sleeps in an air-conditioned room. I'm different. I sleep in a room that is maintained cool by the help of the fan. I tell you, the fan is seriously in a very pitiful condition. It just comes to the conclusion that anything that is good comes under the "care" of his hands, sure spoil one. Like the camera. Confirm plus chop. I try to be polite also cannot lah. He doesn't give me the chance to. He suck. Ball-less man. SUCKER. 

Who is he? He's a sucker, my father. It's like OhMyTian lah, I can't believe I actually typed my father. 

You know CC2 Camp was like nice lah. It actually helped me so much. BUT HE DOES NOT EVEN PERMIT ME THE CHANCE TO BE A NICE PERSON. SO THOSE ARSEHOLES WHO PASSES BY THIS BLOG AND READS THIS POST, PLEASE SHUT UP YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS SHUT IF YOU HAVE ANY ADULTISH COMMENTS. LIKE I'M A USELESS DAUGHTER OR WHAT, I'LL JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE A KAYPO PERSON. NO ONE IS ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION. 

Stupid father. I hate you.

Well, actually I decided to blog some pictures. Blogger had some problems so no pictures.. Ohwells.

I got the news that Mr Deryk is leaving Deyi... And the replacement teacher might just be Mr Sam Lim...hmm.. NO WAY, NEVER... ahhhhhhhh. Sad. 

I'm going to the CC2 retreat camp tomorrow. Seriously I don't know whether to be happy about it, or to feel indifferent. This, is sick... And then there's the Science project. I didn't get any head nor tail about it! AWWWW. Well, never mind...

I'm playing daidee, playing maple, rotting, stoning, decomposing, daydreamin' at home everyday. I need a pastime, that is beneficial to me. I want to cycle, but my bicycle's rather spoilt. I don't like running... AH WELL. Sleep!

I LEVEL'D I LEVEL'D I FINALLY LEVEL'D!!!!

I'm just, so darned happy. (:

Anyway, I'm not contactable on Friday, 6th June to Sunday 8th June. 

I've got a church camp. I don't know whether to look forward to it. Because I realized, everything that I look forward to, doesn't come out nicely... Sighs. So neither am I really looking forward for the class outing on 13th June. This is sick. ZzzzZzzz. 

Anyway, I keep downloading Mandarin songs these days. But then I seldom listen to Mandarin songs. ><>

Okay, IGNORE the Snapple right behind it. Seriously, I don't care if you use Kiwi or Homebrands like Fairprice that I'm using...because, whether it is a white cat or black cat, the cat that manages to catch the mouse is a good cat. So same applies. 

I forgot to take the 'before' picture. But there's the result picture. LATER!

i) Brush the shoe white all over your shoe. For now, don't try to care about the details. 

ii) Do this again on the other shoe.

iii)Brush your first shoe again, this time, brush the details too. Brush the shoe tongue and/or interior if you want.

iv)Do this on the other shoe.

v)Going back to the other shoe, using the edge of the spongy part of the shoe white, touch up all small and dirty/blackish areas. 

vi)Repeat on the other shoe.

vii)If you're really a white shoe maniac, paint your shoelaces too.

viii)The other shoe too.

ix)Give it a final, last brush.

x) Repeat on the other shoe.

xi) Look carefully if there are other dirty areas.

If there's no more, let it dry and it's OVER AND DONE WITH! 

 Put it back at the window and let it dry thoroughly. After that, give yourself a pat on the back!

I admit that I've grown addicted to 'darned' (MUST BE PAST TENSED!) and 'HEYLO!' MUAHAHAHA! *Childish*

Anyway, I didn't know that when I right click at my blog, there's this tag. HAHA. Try it now! Although it says XEROX^ copycat. And made a few changes to the disclaimer. "HEYLO!" and the last part: Safari 800x600.

WHY SAFARI? Not IE, not Firefox? Cause I use Safari and I think that it's good, except for the somehow slow startup. Let you see my blog with Safari:

IT'S NICE OKAY. I don't know if can click to enlarge. If can, compare with the page you're looking at now! HAHA! Okay, it seems that I'm advertising  about Safari huh? No, but it's really nice. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Erm, and this applies to the class blog tooooo. xD